Valentine's Book M*A*S*H // Emile

Hello everyone! How ya doin'?

I am not a great fan of Valentine's day personally, all these sixteen year old girls walking around school snogging their boyfriends and girlfriends makes me want to be sick, and moreover reminds me of how I am going to be alone forever. *tear* I have nothing against couples, just please not in a school.

On the bright side though, it is the perfect opportunity to talk about my bookish boyfriends, and indeed I was going to do this until I realised that I had already written that post. So instead today we are going to find out my future with a certain bookish boyfriend, and see if I will actually be forever alone.



Who is my bookish husband?
1. Will Herondale *swoon*
2. Tom Riddle *not so swoon*
3. Dorian Havilliard
4. King of Adarlan

How did we meet?
1. At a bar
2. When I walked into the wrong toilet
3. On Blackfriar's bridge
4. In the orphanage

Where will we get married?
1. In a graveyard
2. On the beach
3. In a dump
4. In a church

Where will we live?
1. London
2. Malfoy Manor
3. The castle in Rifthold
4. In a shed

How many kids will we have?
1. 0
2. 3
4. 2
5. Five billion

Any pets?
1. Church the cat
2. Nagini
3. Fleetfoot
4. A Hippogriff

I did this on paper to make it easier. My future looks bright. 

I will meet Tom Riddle when I walk into the wrong toilet, we will get married on the beach (yay?) and then live in the glass castle in Rifthold. We will have five billion kids and our pet will be Nagini. 

I'd rather be forever alone. 









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